The Valentine's Day Dong 2020$22.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Chocolate Hearts are so 2019. Up your game this year and get your Valentine a gift they will not only love, they will remember forever!
The Valentine Dong is the first Limited Edition box of the year, so don't sleep on this perfect gift.
This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- Five ounces of solid chocolate
- Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
- Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.
You supply the address we supply the dick. It's that simple.