Happy Father's Day: You're the Shit$27.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Have a dad? That's cool, you should prank him.
Spice up the old fellas boring life a bit and send him something he's never gotten before...something he'll never forget!
The Happy Father's Day Gift Shit Box is the perfect gift for any dad with a sense of humor. A manly box with "Dear Dad" on the outside quickly turns to shit as the inside is a chocolate piece of poop. High-quality poop, of course. He deserves the best, so our high-quality vegan dark chocolate made from small-batch chocolate, using certified organic beans from Madagascar. This Father's Day Gift Box Prank is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada, and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions about this eat a dick birthday gift.