Father's Day Chocolate Dick - The Commodore (Limited Edition)$27.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Dad's are underappreciated and deserve something special for their one and only day of the year. That's why we cooked up something special from the chocolate kitchen specifically for them, The Commodore.
Made to look like a fine cigar, for the fine man he is. The problem is when he opens that special surprise it's actually a chocolate dick. Included inside the box is our famous "EAT A DICK" the world has grown to love and hate, depending on which side of the coin you are on.
While the prank is on them, the chocolate is quite delicious and while you can't smoke it, the big guy can definitely eat it.
Shipped anonymously from our San Diego warehouse, Dick at Your Door delivers to Fathers all over the world. You could get them a tie or something stupid but make the day a little more special with a memory that will last with The Commodore.