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Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits

$16.99
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits
Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits

Calm Your Tits! - Stress Tits

$16.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Squeeze Our Pair Of Tits

The Calm Your Tits Stress Ball is the perfect remedy to help release stress from the daily grind we call life.

Features incredible nipple detail.

Includes one pair of tits that say CALM YOUR TITS, and each tit is a nice handful at 3 inches in diameter.


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We all need a reminder to "Calm Your Tits". Feel your anxiety melt away as you squeeze these tender tits. Our tits are guaranteed to help calm you down.

Forget about your idiot boss. Forget about your endless bills. Forget about your shitty apartment. Forget about the gradual decay of your body and the impending need for adult diapers.


Let our Calm Your Tits Stress Balls whisk you away to a better place.

What's Included
► Pair of Calm Your Tits Stress Balls
► Tracking number and delivery update emails so you'll know when it's delivered

Free shipping