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Blank Box: Chocolate Dick

$30.99
Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
Blank Box: Chocolate Dick

Blank Box: Chocolate Dick

$30.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Need to anonymously send a milk chocolate dick to someone in the mail, but don't like my artistic talent? Aside from my feelings being hurt, that's not a problem at all!

This stripped-down, naked as they come blank chocolate dick box is meant for you... the creative winner The person who can't be put in the proverbial "box", man.  You are a cock mastermind and you need a one-of-a-kind gift.  

Make it your own with a blank milk chocolate dick canvas and let the good times roll. We supply the laughs, you supply the art, the name, and the address.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

These four-ounce milk chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentine's Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada, and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.