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Surprise Cake Girl Birthday Greeting Card

$12.99
Surprise Cake Girl Birthday Greeting Card
Surprise Cake Girl Birthday Greeting Card

Surprise Cake Girl Birthday Greeting Card

$12.99

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What’s better than $10 from aunt Charlotte every birthday until she died? Spending her money on strippers!

Get a big laugh with this hilarious pop-up card. The front cover of our Birthday Stripper Cake greeting card features the standard, store-bought, boring as f*** birthday cake. It’s so boring it’s vanilla. But like aunt Charlotte always said, it’s what’s inside that counts. On the reveal, a big-chested beauty pops out of the cake, in glorious 3D, holding a Happy Birthday banner.

Speaking from experience, poke holes in the stripper cake if you do the real deal.


Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for men, husband, or boyfriend, dirty greeting cards for women, girlfriend, or wife, adult 3D greeting cards for best friend, cheeky birthday cards, best gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Birthday cake on the front cover
Inside of card: pop up woman w/ birthday message