Hey, Fuck You Inappropriate 3D Insult Greeting Card$12.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level.
Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3D joke card. A very loud “Hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of an idiot. As the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers its rudest blow–a shocking pop-up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...you’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.
If they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).
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- Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
- “Hey!” printed in the loud font on the front cover
- Inside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger