amazon-payments amex bitcoin cirrus discover fancy google-wallet interact jcb mastercard paypal stripe twitter visa diners-club dankort facebook google-plus instagram maestro pinterest rss tumblr vimeo youtube arrow-bottom arrow-right arrow-left arrow-top cross search user cart minus plus arrow-right-2 comment
An Item Was Added To Cart!

PayPal Accepted

Use Code GET5NOW to SAVE 5%

Continue Shopping
Have a Question?
contact@shutupandtakemymoney.com

Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card

$12.99
Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card
Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card

Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon...

More penis puns...coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold.

If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.


Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3D greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Bouquet of dicks on front cover
Inside of the card has several pop up penises