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Remove indoors or warm with a blow dryer. Make sure your hands, window, and decal are clean and dry.  Simply pick off an edge and slowly peel off, then apply back to the original paper.  Remove WiperTag arm by tilting sideways and unlocking.  The number of times the decal can be reused varies depending on well it is taken care of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e *Character will upside down with wipers mounted on the top of the window.   Wipers mounted below the window may not create the same desired effect.  \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlease check with your local and state laws regarding window decals and exterior accessories prior to ordering.  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/about_wipertags_medium.png?v=1489457956\" alt=\"About WiperTags\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/about_wipertags_medium.png?v=1489457956\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMADE IN USA!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/animated_flag_compact.gif?v=1489461620\" alt=\"\" width=\"81\" height=\"50\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/animated_flag_compact.gif?v=1489461620\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWiperTags are FUN, creative, durable covers which attach to rear vehicle wipers.   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAvailable in many universal sizes, they're made to fit 99% of all rear vehicle wipers.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"WiperTags Frequently Asked Questions\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRefer to our FAQs\u003c\/a\u003e for additional info.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade with 100% UV-protected materials to help prevent fading, cracking, and peeling.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned for year-round weather conditions, including sun, rain, sleet, and snow.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetachable and interchangeable with hundreds of other designs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlso attach to bumpers, tailgates, or any smooth surface.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWindow decals are laminated and UV protected with an easy peel removable backing to prevent sticky adhesive left on your vehicle (If applicable*)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWiperTags can be made into just about any design, customized for organizations for fundraising, branding, and promotions.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/custom-designs\" title=\"Learn more about custom designed WiperTags for rear wipers\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/custom-designs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e about custom designs.  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*Note: This design is not associated with or licensed with the Elf movie \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wipertags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32197339283567,"sku":"","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/products\/buddytheelfwavingwiperdecalwipertag_a_1024x1024_c1c77c1d-5cee-4c48-8b2e-e3b4f370dfef.jpg?v=1605248409"},{"product_id":"doorballs-door-knockers","title":"Doorballs Door Knockers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShow the world your balls with Doorballs, the world’s funniest door knocker!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Measuring 9” tall, 6” wide, and 2” deep Doorballs are made from high quality PVC and are as strong as your bathroom plumbing! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWeighing in at just over a pound these balls will get the attention of anyone knocking at your door and make salesmen think twice before bothering you. 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