Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition$13.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition 24 Pack
In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
• Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. "Santa's elves")
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)