Merry Dickmas Inappropriate Christmas Card$10.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
We wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, and a huge D for New Years.
That crazy D*ck lover will shoot you a naughty grin as soon as they put hands on this “Merry Dickmas” card. Watch their jaw drop as they open this card which features a sexy Mrs. Clause topping her tree with a replica of Santas junk. Laugh with them when they notice the Dickmas Tree is decked out with Santas wrinkled jingle balls.
We have a sneaky suspicion that Santa has Mrs. Clause Dickmatized this year.
There is only 1 occasion for this, and that's CHRISTMAS!!
- Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
- “Merry DICKmas” on front cover
- Inside of card reveals 3D pop up Christmas tree decorated with penises and balls